This story has special meaning for me as I grew up walking distance from Harvard Westlake, Ashton Kutcher's now place of employment. For anyone who doesn't know, he's been on the coaching staff of their Freshman football team and apparently everyone hates him, including me.
If you thought appearing in a bunch of shitty movies and banging some waif who was barely girl-next-door hot 20 years ago would impress a group of high school freshman football players, dude, you'd be, like, totally wrong and shit! There's a fun report out from Star regarding Ashton Kutcher's latest role as an assistant football coach, and indications are that his ineptitude from TV and film transitions nicely into the world of athletics. That is to say, he seems to be loathed equally in both fields by his respective audiences.
Coach of the year? Not quite. Ashton Kutcher has been having a ball as assistant coach to North Hollywood's Harvard-Westlake School freshman footballers. But the feeling isn’t mutual.
"The kids want him gone," says an insider. "They think he doesn't know what he's talking about and can't stand his tough-guy attitude."
Out of the huddle, the kids mock their famous coach and have even given him a special nickname: "Ashton Doucher!"
Monday, November 10, 2008
Ashton Kutcher Blowing It As High School Football Coach
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The Daily Sentinel reports that students have circulated a petition protesting "gun promotion" at pep rallies, and two students wrote this for an editorial that administrators would not allow to run in the student newspaper. Then a second group of Nacogdoches cheerleaders came to the rescue of the kidnapped mascot, forced the "rival" cheerleaders to kneel in front of them, and shot them in the heads, execution-style.
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kesha
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Unbelievable ego trip.....real life ain't a script.
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